Naomi · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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Hocus Pocus — My Give-a-Damn Is Broken
HOCUS POCUS. MY GIVE-A-DAMN. IS BROKEN
Shop this designFront left chest: Hocus Pocus...
Illustrated saying on the back.
YOUR WORDS. YOUR WAY.
Bring your artwork, your saying or your big idea. Build a custom layout and send it for a quote. For ready-to-order designs, head straight to the shop.
Shop ready-to-order apparelTHE COLLECTIONS
Start with one of our designs or bring your own. Shop an existing design directly, or customize the artwork and layout below for a separate quote. Garment options and prices for ready-to-order pieces are on each product page.
Eight models. Three garment styles. Front + back. Previewed in dark charcoal; choose other colors in the designer.
175 designs · shop as shown or customize by quote.
Naomi · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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HOCUS POCUS. MY GIVE-A-DAMN. IS BROKEN
Shop this designFront left chest: Hocus Pocus...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
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RESTING. WITCH FACE
Shop this designFront left chest: Resting...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Naomi · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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HOCUS POCUS. I NEED COFFEE. TO FOCUS
Shop this designFront left chest: Hocus Pocus...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Cole · Hoodie · AI model preview
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MY BROOM RUNS ON. CAFFEINE & CHAOS
Shop this designFront left chest: My broom...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Marcus · Hoodie · AI model preview
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TOO OLD FOR TRICKS. TOO TIRED FOR TREATS
Shop this designFront left chest: At this age...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Naomi · Hoodie · AI model preview
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BAD WITCH. GOOD INTENTIONS
Shop this designFront left chest: Bad witch...
Illustrated saying on the back.
Marcus · Hoodie · AI model preview
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1692. THEY MISSED ONE.
Shop this designFront left chest: Witch hat and crescent moon
Approved punchline artwork on the back.
Wade · T-shirt · AI model preview
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IMMEDIATELY NO.
Shop this designFront left chest: Highland cow with sunglasses
Illustrated saying on the back.
Naomi · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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ICED COFFEE & SUNSHINE
Shop this designFront left chest: Iced coffee and sunshine
Approved punchline artwork on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
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IF I EVER GET RABIES, YOU’RE HIGH ON MY BITIN’ LIST.
Shop this designFront left chest: Raccoon peeking over a fence
Approved punchline artwork on the back.
Tess · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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SOFT HEART. STUBBORN SOUL.
Shop this designFront left chest: Small Legendary star
Illustrated saying on the back.
Wade · Long sleeve · AI model preview
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NOT TODAY, HEIFER.
Shop this designFront left chest: Small Legendary star
Illustrated saying on the back.
Wade · Hoodie · AI model preview
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CUTE FACE. FIRM BOUNDARIES.
Shop this designFront left chest: Small Legendary star
Illustrated saying on the back.
Marcus · Hoodie · AI model preview
DRYWALLER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
I FIX WHAT SPARKY CALLS “ONE SMALL HOLE.”
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a drywaller...
Editable wording on the back.
Tess · Hoodie · AI model preview
ELECTRICIAN · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
I BRING THE POWER. YOU GUYS BRING THE EXCUSES.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm an electrician...
Editable wording on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
PLUMBER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
EVERY TRADE TALKS SHIT. I’M THE ONE WHO CLEARS IT.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a plumber...
Editable wording on the back.
Marcus · Hoodie · AI model preview
HVAC TECH · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
EVERYBODY’S TOUGH UNTIL THE A/C QUITS.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm an HVAC tech...
Editable wording on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
DRYWALLER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
I MAKE IT SMOOTH. THE PAINTER TAKES THE CREDIT.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a drywaller...
Editable wording on the back.
Naomi · Hoodie · AI model preview
TRADESPERSON · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
ONE JOBSITE. FOUR TRADES. FIVE OPINIONS.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a tradesperson...
Editable wording on the back.
Wade · Hoodie · AI model preview
REEFER DRIVER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
YOUR FREIGHT SLEEPS. MINE SETS OFF ALARMS.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a reefer driver...
Editable wording on the back.
Wade · Hoodie · AI model preview
FLATBED DRIVER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
DOORS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T TARP.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a flatbed driver...
Editable wording on the back.
Wade · Hoodie · AI model preview
DRY VAN DRIVER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
NICE TARP. I JUST CLOSE MY DOORS.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a dry van driver...
Editable wording on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
BULL HAULER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
MY LOAD HAS MORE BRAINS THAN YOUR DISPATCHER.
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a bull hauler...
Editable wording on the back.
Harper · Hoodie · AI model preview
TRUCK DRIVER · LEGENDARY ORIGINALS
NICE TRUCK. DOES IT COME IN PETERBILT?
Shop this designFront left chest: Yeah, I'm a truck driver...
Editable wording on the back.
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Garment illustrations are concepts. Exact brands, colors, sizes, artwork, and decoration are confirmed with your quote and proof.
YOUR ART. YOUR PLACEMENT.
Upload your artwork, move it where you want it, and build the front and back. Browse Funny Stuff above and choose “Customize layout” to start with a collection design.
Selected color: #24212e
Use these colors on T-shirts, long sleeves and hoodies. We confirm the exact model and available colors in your quote. High-vis color alone does not certify a safety garment.
Choose an FR garment above when protection is required. Neon colors and reflective finishes are quote requests; we confirm stock, materials and compatibility with the exact garment. Screen colors do not show reflectivity or establish FR / visibility ratings.
Select an image or text layer to move it. Drag on the preview, use arrow keys, or enter placement measurements.
FRONT · 12 × 16 inch reference area
Dashed line = generic reference area. Colors and garment shape are illustrative. Actual product, print area, collar offsets, resolution, and method are confirmed in the supplier proof. Your source image background is kept. No automatic background removal or production approval.
Uploads stay on this page until you submit the quote. Keep originals on your device. Saved customer artwork is available only to the owner for order review and supplier handoff.
GOT ONE OF THOSE SAYINGS?
Type the words, choose a starting garment, and add the idea to your request. This preview shows text placement only; final artwork and printing are quoted and approved separately.
Your next great saying starts here.
ONE SHOP BEHIND BOTH SIDES
Company gear, an original design, or both. Tell us the quantity, fit, colors, and artwork for each item.
We confirm garment options, decoration, setup, shipping, applicable tax, timing, and payment terms before you order.
Review the artwork and order details. Production follows the agreed approvals and payment. Reorders are checked for current stock and pricing.
LET’S MAKE IT YOURS
One request can cover both sides. Mark each item as company gear or retail apparel. Company uniforms, pearl snaps and FR items are quoted separately from retail pieces; shipments and timelines may differ.
Quote requests save to this shop. After submitting, use the email button to send a copy directly to Micheal’s inbox.
A FEW STRAIGHT ANSWERS
Yes. Select FR workwear and include the employer or jobsite specification for each item. Exact models, protection labels, any arc rating, visibility class, and decoration are confirmed before acceptance. Availability and supplier approval are by quote.
Yes. Use one request and mark each item as company gear or retail apparel. Ready-to-order products in the apparel shop have their own online cart and Shopify checkout. Custom retail requests, company apparel, pearl snaps and FR gear use quotes. Jobs may have different approvals, shipping charges and arrival dates. Quantity breaks apply only where the selected supplier confirms them.
Yes, when the item is available in the apparel shop. Choose a size and add one to your cart. Custom garments and design changes are quoted separately.
The text preview is a concept. If artwork needs creating, placement changes, or lettering work, we agree on that work and its cost before production. Customer-supplied content must be owned or authorized.
No. Fitted hats use specific hat sizes; stretch-fit hats generally use size groups. We confirm against the selected brand and model. Snapbacks have an adjustable snap closure.
Tell us the date you need. Stock, artwork approval, production, and shipping affect timing. The date is confirmed in writing before the order is accepted.
Order-specific cancellation, defect, replacement, and return terms are included with the quote before payment. Contact Micheal with the order reference and photos of any problem.